Night Crumbs
A hot and confused Jamie Dornan’s in Interview Magazine looking like he just farted in the tub and he’s afraid that fart brought along a little friend. – To capture that look from Jamie, the photographer probably yelled, “Show me the face you made when your agent let your ass know you got Fifty Shades of Grey!” Towleroad
When I woke up today, I just knew I’d spend a huge chunk of my day staring at pictures of Prince Hot Ginge in tight white pants and looking for a peen print. I mean, I do that every day – Lainey Gossip
If Wheelchair Jimmy keeps doing shit like picking up Nicki Minaj, he’s gonna end up back in that wheelchair – Drunken Stepfather
Surprise, surprise, Disney made a lot of money from Disney-fying and sanitizing Maleficent – Celebitchy
Sofia Vergara dumped her piece, because he’d rather bone his can of Onion Crunch than her – The Superficial
Camille Grammer’s ex-boyfriend is suing her for allegedly lying about him beating her ass – Reality Tea
Damn, Fergie Ferg got skinny. I’m sure it’s because of diet and palates and meth – Hollywood Tuna
Shia LaDouche’s gorgeous mother should really teach him how to dress, because her renaissance faire look IS the look – Popsugar
St. Angie Jolie will retire from acting once she’s done ruining Cleopatra – Jezebel
Julia Louis-Dreyfus wore a Bieber wig for Veep – Pajiba
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is wearing way too many clothes in Nylon Guys – Boy Culture
A lonely MiserAlba sits all alone in the park, wondering why nobody will swing with her (SPOILER ALERT: It’s because of those jeans) – Popoholic
Random panty creamers alert – The Berry
Something tells me this Shark Night dude’s ass would be better in 3D – OMG Blog
The Kardashians really are everywhere. It looks like Kim’s ass has a cameo in the next Star Wars movie – HuffPo
The only thing that works on Levi Johnston is his dick – ICYDK
Well, Kanye got the “bitch” part right – IDLYITW
Margot Robbie went ginge – Just Jared