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June 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Boots, the two-legged cat who goes all Cirque du Soleil when she goes down the stairs.

When Boots was just two weeks old, she was left in the night box of Life Is Better Rescue in Denver, CO by an evil, shit-hearted pussy hater. Boots was in a bad wa. Her rear paws were raggedy, busted and not really working. The doctors say that it wasn’t a birth defect or anything. They think that either someone closed a door on her back paws or her back paws got caught in something. The doctors had to double Heather Mills her by amputating both of her back paws. They gave her prosthetics, which kind of look like tiny, extra fat pool noodles or vibrators with no heads, and she was adopted by her new human Megan.

Ever since she got her prosthetic paws, Boots has been tackling all sorts of challenges and the other day Megan shot a video of her taking on a flight of stairs. In the clip, Boots looks at those stairs with the same hesitation that I look at stairs with when I’m drunk and stoned. It’s that “Do I just throw myself down or live on the second floor forever?” look. In the battle of Boots vs. stairs, Boots easily won when she flew down those stairs on two legs. I haven’t seen a little pussy fly down a flight of stairs so fast since Justin Bieber took a tumble a couple of years ago.

All 10s for Boots’ paw-stand dash down those stairs. Go, Boots, go!

via Metro UK 

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