This time last year, we as a people collectively cackled our lungs out when Antoine “Hide Yo Kids” Dodson, who is gayer than me licking a strawberry cream popsicle while shoulder dancing to an All Saints song during a sunbathing session on the front lawn, announced to anyone who cared (read: only me and barely that) that he was officially done with dick and was searching for his queen. (Side note: I don’t know why he busted out a “search” for his queen when he would’ve found a beautiful seahorse queen if he just looked in the mirror.) A few months later, Goofy’s ex-gay cousin said that he had found his queen and together, with help of the power of imagination, made a baby together. ‘Toine’s queen recelty birthed out a son they named JaCobie (I hope his middle name is AndMeyers). JaCobie Dodson has barely pooted out his first fart and his daddy is already telling TMZ that if he’s gay, ‘Toine will help him pray the gay away.
Dodson tells TMZ … he believes living a gay lifestyle is wrong and anti-religious, but he would love his son regardless. He says, “I wouldn’t be shocked because I lived that life before,” adding, “I would try and get him help.”
Dodson continued, “Even if he couldn’t be fixed it doesn’t matter because I still support him no matter what.”
The only thing that needs fixing is ‘Toine’s teefs. But really, Antoine shouldn’t be thinking about how he’s going to “fix” his barely two-second old newborn son if the kid is gay. Antoine should be thinking about what he’s going to tell his son in a few years when TMZ breaks the story that he got arrested after a cop caught him giving a toofy blow job to a random trick in the men’s bathroom of a public park.