Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 31, 2014 / Posted by:

The Family Dollar store manager who will let a Fabreze thief know that he is not the motherfuckin’ one. 

And here’s a video that proves that the greatest American theatrical performances happen in the parking lots of dollar stores all around the country. After three pristine and refined bombshells get caught trying to steal can of Fabreze from a Family Dollar store (File that under: You might be trash if…), the manager follows them to the parking lot and spits a whole lot of truth at them. (Side question: Can you get high from huffing Fabreze, because I don’t know what else they were planning to use that stuff for?)

The trio of delicate blossoms continue to be wonderful role models for that kid in the passenger seat when they scream at that manager, who is like a South Park character from to life, and after he sprays Fabreze in one of their faces, they got out and screech about how one of them is pregnant. Um, aren’t they all pregnant? The demure jewel in the purple dress really tries to get a Tony nomination for pretending to get maced with Fabreze (coming soon: Fabreze-scented mace), but the crazy ass manager is the star of this show and instantly becomes World Star’s newest sweetheart thanks to lines like these:

I don’t give a fuck, I’m pregnant too!”

Guurrrrrl, you don’t know me, I am not the motherfuckin’ one.”

Choke on the class and sophistication of it all:

via BroBible (For Amanda and Kenneth)

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