Open Post: Hosted By A Pissed Off Dude Throwing Rocks At A $400,00 Lamborghini

May 30, 2014 / Posted by:

File this under: Next level GET OFF MY LAWN shit.

In a video that’s been everywhere today, one dude’s nerves split and his ass lips pop out of rage after a Lamborghini Aventador won’t stop racing up and down his street. The pissed off dude goes stage 1 Michael Douglas in Falling Down when he walks into the street and screams at the douche driver before throwing a rock at that $400,000 Lamborghini. That probably left a dent that will cost as much as your student loans to fix. While he was at it, dude should’ve also thrown a rock at who ever shot this video, because it looks like it was shot with a half-broken View Master.

I don’t know who to side with here. On one hand, the sound of a car racing up and down your street is worse than the sound of a Nickelback song. It will push you over the edge. On the other hand, who in the hell throws a rock at a car? Everyone knows you’re supposed to throw dog shit or put rusty nails in the street so the car’s tires pop. That’s how a reasonable person handles it. But I will 100% side with the rock thrower if we find out that the driver was Justin Bieber. But I doubt it was, because if it was, he would’ve jumped off of his driver’s booster seat and gotten his bodyguards to beat that dude while he giggled in between licking on a Phrostie popsicle.

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