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May 30, 2014 / Posted by:

St. Angie Jolie tells reporters that 12-year-old Maddox has a girlfriend now and I think that’s her way of letting us all know that old age is chasing after us and before we know it, it’ll have its claws around our asses – Lainey GossipĀ 

When you use motivation like walking with a delicious buttered-up Pop Tart tied to a stick that’s attached to your head like a headband, you too would be able to walk 6 miles a day like Jessica SimpsonCelebitchy

Janice Dickinson is such an ageless natural rose softly blowing in the garden of eternal beauty – Drunken Stepfather

Permanent nerd boner = James McAvoy & Michael Assbender doing impersonations of Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellenThe Superficial

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all want more cash and I say fire all those bitches and hire Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, Courtney Stodden and Detective La Toya Jackson. They’ll gladly work for Botox injections and gift certificates to any stripper store on Hollywood Blvd – Reality Tea

Playing gay killed Harry Hamlin’s movie career in the 80s – Towleroad

Yesterday, Hilary Duff walked to her SUV while carrying her iPhone AND an iced tea. What did YOU accomplish yesterday? – Hollywood Tuna

Happy “Yeah They’re Shirtless But When Oh When Are They Going To Be Pantless Too?” Friday! – The Berry

Aren’t we all Jacob Williamson of Cape Coral, FL? – Pajiba

Dude in the background wondering why the paps are taking pictures of Nicole ScherMINGEr is all of us – Popoholic

Instagram nipple activist Scout Willis talks about her nipples – Jezebel

It’s a miracle! Walter White is alive! Walter White is alive! He was brought back to life with the scent of all the money a Breaking Bad movie will make – HuffPo

Falkor Rimes is iPhone-matized – ICYDK

Dreams do come true: The Vengaboys are baaaaaaaack – OMG Blog

That Ukrainian “prankster” has been blacklisted from all Hollywood events – Popsugar

Brad Pitt says he’s a “farmer” now and what he means by that is that he’s got his own weed farm now – Just Jared

Joe ManJello really needs more muscles – Boy Culture

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