Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Miyo Koba, the badass 89-year-old convenience store owner who isn’t going to let some bitch ass robber take her money. Not today. Not any day.

Don’t let the mauve cardigan and sweet memaw face fool you, Miyo Kobo is a member of The Not The One Club, but instead of wielding a mighty chancelta at tricks who try to mess with her, her weapons of choice are a pair of scissors and a golf club. Memaw Miyo tells KREM News¬†(via HuffPo)¬†that last Sunday morning, a man tried to rob her shop in Moses Lake, Washington and he quickly learned that there’s an 89-year-old Japanese shop owner in Moses Lake who has zero fucks to give. When he told her to open up the register, Miyo grabbed a pair of scissors, did the Serial Mom poster pose and told him she would stab him for blood if he didn’t walk away from the register.

The robber stepped up his game and pulled out a giant sword, but Miyo made the same face that Jon Gosselin’s tricks make when he pulls out his peen. She was not impressed and didn’t think he could do much damage with that puny little thing. At this point, the robber got frustrated and pushed at her. Right after he pushed her, the birds fly away, the record scratched and the streets cleared. It was a wrong move. Miyo pulled out a golf club and Tony Harding’d that bitch in the leg. That worked, because he grabbed the cash register and escaped on a bike. Later, the cops found the cash register, the cash, the sword and the dude’s clothes, but they haven’t found the robber. Miyo thinks the whole thing is funny:

“He must’ve been running around in his underwear and no shoes, because that’s what they said they found all his clothes. It’s like a comedy!”

Oh it’s a comedy now, but it’ll soon turn into a horror show bloodbath. Because Miyo is not going to forget and she will get her revenge. A memaw never forgets the face of a little shit who tried to mess with her money.

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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