Night Crumbs

Today, Prince William and Duchess Kate went to work in Scotland where the villagers gave them free flowers and free teddy bears, because if those two need anything it’s more free shit from the people. And is it just me or is Prince William sexing up that teddy in a skirt with his eyes? Prince Willy’s a plushie! – Lainey Gossip 

If Horse Illustrated had a swimsuit edition – Drunken Stepfather

I’m more shocked that it took this long for Dionne from Clueless to go to the place where she belongs: Fox News – Celebitchy

JWoww’s pregnant face makes her look like the cook from Clue – The Superficial

Well, in NeNe Leakes’ defense, she is going to need more money to buy a whole new set of wigs to fit her swelling head – Reality Tea

Robert De Niro had a gay dad – Towleroad

I do 87% of these things every day all the time, I don’t see what the problem is – The Berry

Emily Blunt’s chichis look like red pussy ears – Popoholic

Just like honesty and taking responsibility, bras still aren’t Lindsay Lohan’s thing – Hollywood Tuna

JLo’s new video is a panty creaming wonder if you hit the mute button and only focus on David Gandy’s nipples – Jezebel

File this directly under: THINGS THAT SHOULD NEVER EVER BE TWEETED, INSTAGRAMMED, TUMBLR’D, BLOGGED, MYSPACED, FRIENDSTERED, FACEBOOKED, SEEN BY EYES, ETC… – ICYDK

The Wonder Years reunited, no word on if grown Kevin narrated the entire get-together – SOW

Russell Tovey from Looking giving you arms and Shrek ears – OMG Blog

Yolanda Foster’s daughter has gone from Cody Simpson to Justin Bieber. Austin Mahowhatever, wait you’re turn, you’re up next – Celebslam

Calling Scout Willis! Calling Scout Willis! Your nipple-defending services are needed here – Pajiba

Ke$hit’s dude, I would – Popsugar

Lana Del Taco sang at Kanye’s fake wedding for free – Just Jared

The former head ho of Microsoft is the front-runner to buy the Clippers for $2 billion. $2 billion buys a whole lot of KKK robes – The Daily Beast

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