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May 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Montclair the toilet from the movie Scavenger Hunt!

Today is the born day of Dlisted contributor and my friend Lahoma (Side note: Yes, he’s a real friend. He’s not imaginary, but come to think of it, nobody else but me talks to him when we’re in a crowded room together) and because it’s his extra special day, he asked me to make the toilet from a movie called Scavenger Hunt HSOTD.

I’ve never seen Scavenger Hunt, so I know as much about it as I do about the workings of a vagina. But Scavenger Hunt came out in 1979 and it was about a, wait for it, wait for it, a scavenger hunt. After a millionaire video game mogul played by Vincent Price dies, his greedy ass relatives show up at the will reading to collect some cash and his lawyers tell them that they have to compete in a great big scavenger hunt and the winner inherits his entire $200 million fortune. Cloris Leachman, Tony Randall, Willie Aames, Roddy McDowall, James Coco and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all in it. Lahoma tells my ass that the breakout star of the movie is a toilet named Montclair that’s stolen from a fancy hotel.

A Dlisted commenter once said that if a room was on fire, Lahoma would talk about the color of the drapes. That ho was so right, because the one thing that speaks to him in this ridiculous car chase is the fucking toilet (at the 3:10 mark).

Happy Birthday, Lahoma!

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