50 Cent Is Really Good At Throwing Balls

May 28, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

50 Cent (or “Fiddy Cents” as the announcer call him) joined Tara the Badass Bitch of Bakersfield, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Elusive Chanteuse and Baba Booey in The Famous Bitches Who Can’t Throw A Ball Worth Shit Club yesterday. At the Mets vs. Pirates game, the Basement Baby brawl narrator threw out the first pitch and it was a pathetic mess. It’s as if Two Quarters had a sudden case of temporary Andy Cohen eyes and thought the catcher was squatting on two apple crates all the way to the left. That throw was a straight-up Willie Nelson: high and way left.

How does that even happen?

Since this twat skipped out on his son’s graduation, he could’ve at least used that extra free time to practice throwing a ball. I could throw a better first pitch and I suck at throwing balls since nothing is harder for me than letting go of balls.

Tags: 50 Cent, Do You Need A Moment?, Have Several Seats

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