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May 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Sheila Vogel-Coupe, Britain’s (and possibly the world’s) oldest ho!

A few years ago when Katie Waissel was on the X-Factor UK, the esteemed British media (see: The Sun) discovered that she wasn’t the most talented member of her family. The most talented member is her 85-year-old granny, Sheila Vogel-Coupe, who’s been selling her seasoned vintage memaw puss for years. When Madge was British and lived in England, she was Britain’s oldest ho, but then Sheila joined the hooker game and snatched away that title. Sheila got a little media attention when she came out as Britain’s answer to Barbara Terry a few years ago, but now she’s finally finally finally getting her own documentary on C4, which airs Thursday night in the UK.

In My Granny The Escort (not to be confused with E!’s upcoming documentary My Granny The Pimp And My Momma The Whore: The Story Of North West), Sheila says that when her second husband Noel Coupe died in 2004, she lived a life of loneliness and sadness until she got her groove back when she decided to sell that ass to men who will pay top dollar to get into her “Bob Hoskins in glamour drag” sexiness. Just like fine wine, Sheila’s cooch gets better with age and it’s more expensive than most younger twat too. Sheila charges up to $420 an hour and she used to see 10 johns a week until surgery on her intestines slowed down her pussy peddling game.

But even though she’s had major surgery and her judgmental piece of shit family disowned her for being a call gran, Sheila will never stop selling her crumpets. Sheila says that she loves nothing more than smearing Metamucil-scented KY on her 85-year-old chocha and working a string of Wether’s Originals anal beads on her johns. Sheila’s an escort because she loves to fuck, basically. via Metro UK:

“The most important reason is because I love sex. Even thinking about it makes me feel better. It doesn’t just begin with sex, there is companionship too. I have been on my own for nine years and I do get lonely. I love the companionship of gentlemen. I really have no inhibitions. It makes me feel proud that, at my age, I’ve preserved my body so well and men love it.”

Sheila is a badass bitch and she doesn’t only own the game, she IS the game. While other older hos like Madge, Demi Moore and even my life icon the Duchess of Alba are paying the bills of their boy toys, Sheila’s boy toys are paying HER bills. Get on your knees and worship the liver spots on the feet of Britain’s Queen of Pussy Peddling.

Here’s Sheila talking about being a season escort on This Morning in 2011.

(For Kokoskitten)

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