Emily Blunt Got Called Out For Saying She’d Rather Do Bad Theatre Than Do A Movie With Tom Cruise

May 27, 2014 / Posted by:

In case you needed yet another reminder that everything you say will one day come back to haunt you (trust me, I’m not looking forward to the day I get stuck riding the elevator down to Hell with Pimp Mama Kris). During an interview with The Telegraph to promote Edge of Tomorrow, her upcoming sci-fi film with Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt was reminded by Telegraph journalist Helena de Bertodano of an interview she gave in 2005 where she said she “would rather do badly paid theatre for the rest of her life than ever accept a role as a spear carrier in a Tom Cruise movie”. Which is actually pretty kind, considering I’ve said bitchier things to an empty bottle of mustard.

Regardless, Emily did what any of us would do an denied denied denied like a 13-year-old who got caught shoplifting Kissing Coolers from CVS. Unfortunately, she didn’t count on Helena calling bullshit by pulling out the newspaper clipping from 2005 as proof. She’s been carrying that shit around since 2005?!? Vengeful hoes, take note! That right there is the definition of a bitch with a tight-as-hell long shade game. Knowing her ass was busted, Emily Blunt laughed it off by saying “That is so funny. Well, at least I’m not a spear carrier”, but you know what she really wanted to do to was snatch the newspaper clipping out of her smug hands and shove it up Helena’s de B-hole.

Helena de Bertodano may be a supremely shady bitch, but she’s also a major dum-dum. She’s obviously forgotten that Emily Blunt and Tom Cruise are tight now (going to a sex club really strengthens the everlasting bonds of friendship), which means her ass is Scientolo-cursed. When you mess with a friend of Tommy, you mess with Xenu! Say hi to Shelly for us, Helena!

And speaking of Scientology’s cutest lil’ slice of blueberry pie, here’s Tommy Girl working some serious “Young Gentleman” Sears catalogue realness at the photocall for Edge of Tomorrow in Italy:

Pics: Wenn

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