While Jennifer Aniston was in a hot tub in Cabo with two goon bags of Failing Liver™ pinot greege and Courtney Cox was getting the #2 special (Botox drizzled with Juvederm) at a “dermatologists office” in Beverly Hills, David Schwimmer was slipping on an Olivia Benson wig to spend his Memorial Day busting perps with the NYPD. Law & Order: Special Ross Gellar Unit!
But before you go getting the image of David Schwimmer fighting some hard sexual tension with Detective Elliot Stabler and his bubble butt of justice, it wasn’t exactly as dramatic as an episode of Law & Order: SVU. Well, the first part actually is: according to the New York Post, an altercation between a john and a trans prostitute broke out in the hallway of an apartment building around 6am on Monday morning because the john refused to pay. The fight ended with the prostitute whipping out a knife and shanking a bitch, as well as stealing a computer. The only way this could have been more SVU would be if the two were fighting in Central Park and it was broken up by Ice-T and Richard Belzer.
Now here’s where Ross from Friends comes in. When David Schwimmer bought his home back in 2010, he completely remodelled the whole thing and installed a ton of security cameras. So when the NYPD showed up to investigate the assault and robbery, Ross from Friends invited the cops into his home, where he sat them down with popcorn to view the footage of the assault, as well as sending them home with copies of the surveillance footage and Run Fatboy Run. No, he just gave them the security camera footage. But seriously, how happy do you think he was that someone actually wanted a copy of something he filmed?