Things That Will Make You Feel Old: Wednesday Addams Is Pregnant

May 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Well, technically the actress who played Wednesday Addams, although Hollywood has become so hell-bent on shitting on each and every one of your memories that I wouldn’t put it past them to reboot the Addams Family franchise with a Disney Channel original movie about a grown-up Wednesday struggling to raise her rebellious 13-year-old daughter Thursday (“Gawd mom, I go by Kaylee now! Ugh, why are you so totally weird!? Come on Thing, let’s go to the mall.”)

But back to what’s really important. Christina Ricci, perpetual doll-faced human andĀ forever-Kate Flax, has confirmed to Us Weekly that there is a tiny bug-eyed giant-foreheaded fetus growing inside her womb. And no, the baby daddy isn’t Casper (I’m really digging deep with some of these Ricci references today). The person responsible for her knocking-up is her husband of 7 months, James Heerdegen, a dolly grip that she met on the set of Pan Am.

The Daily Mail has some recent pictures of Christina Ricci cruising through LAX and to say she is pregnant is an understatement; homegirl is chock full o’ child. It’s throwing me off pretty hard; I don’t know if she’s 3 months or 4 weeks past her due-date. In other news, I know nothing about pregnancy. But she does look very Posh Spice in the face, so I’d say her pregnancy is going well so far (Posh Spice face is always the look, pregnant or not).

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