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May 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Chickfly Pants, the easy access pants for you ladies out there who want to easily piss and change your tampon out in nature!

You probably made your own pair of easy access Chickfly Pants after seeing this splattered all over Facebook, but just in case you didn’t and have been looking for the perfect pair of pants with a zipper on the ass for when you need to take a piss while hiking (or need to take a piss at the bar and the line is too long so you go out in the alley, I know my audience). Chickfly Pants include a zipper that goes from the front to the back. They’re just a prototype for now, but the maker is hoping to bring them to the masses, because every chick needs the freedom to piss and fuck wherever she wants. VAGINA POWER! Chickfly’s creator explains why she crafted these easy access pants.

I made Chickfly pants because I pee outdoors and think it convenient to have a fly in the right place. Having access to your yoni, without removing your pants, has lots of benefits, especially for women who are adventurous.

The pussy funnel known as the Go Girl is so 2009. It’s all about the Chickfly pant.

I’m not a chick, so I have no idea if this is a good idea or not, but I do know that it’s a good idea for gays. Do you know how many times I’ve met up with a Grindr trick in a park and wished that I ¬†was wearing pants with a zipper on the ass, because pulling your pants down behind the bushes is so unromantic. Chickfly Pants are for everyone! There’s a NSFWish picture of Chickfly Pants in action after the cut. John Travolta will take six pairs in size sexXXXL!

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(Thanks Brian!)

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