You can always count on Pimp Mama Kris to throw in a STUNT QUEEN plot twist at the last-minute.
PMK’s lowest-earning ho Rob Kardashian was in Europe for his sister’s latest great big fake wedding, but he didn’t get to breathe in all the staged happiness and pure tackiness, because he jumped on a plane in Paris last night and flew back to L.A. TMZ says that he was at the airport, crying while trying to get on a flight back home. You know some serious shit had to go down for Rob to skip out on cake. X17 says that Rob dramatically busted out of Europe after he got into a fight with Kim before her rehearsal dinner at Versailles. Kim, being the down-to-earth, understanding and completely humble human being she is supposedly poked at Rob for being fat and not dropping the chunk for her wedding. Some source said:
“Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye’s display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it ‘superficial bullshit’ but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn’t made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he’d ‘make life easier’ for her and just leave.”
Those vain ass whores probably let out a, “PHEW!”, together when Rob left, because they didn’t have to tell him that Givenchy would only make a groomsmen muumuu for him and that it’d be better if he dresses up as a shrub for the wedding pictures. But whatever, Rob has a sock empire to run so he had better things to do in L.A. And I’m sure he’ll catch Kim’s next wedding.