Hot Sluts Of The Day!

May 24, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

COCK ROBIN! I should really just stop here and go no further, because nothing else needs to be explained. They’re HSOTD for the simple fact that their band name is COCK ROBIN!

Long before Robin Thicke was the biggest cock in music, there was Cock Robin, a band from San Francisco who had a few mild hits in the 80s and apparently still tour in Europe today (because Europe truly appreciates COCK). Wiki says that Cock Robin got their named from a 17th century poem called “The Marriage of Cock Robin and Jenny Wren” and I believe that, but I also believe that they chose the name because it had the word COCK in it. Cock Robin is just a perfect, perfect band name and it sounds like the name of a glory hole in the men’s bathroom of a Red Robin. The only song of theirs I really know is “When Your Heart Is Weak (My Cock Is Stronger)” from 1985.

Pretty much every single video in the 80s had a girl swaying in an abandoned crack house in the middle of the desert, so I can appreciate that video, but I’d appreciate it a whole lot more if it had more COCK in it. And did I mention that this band’s name has the word COCK in it? I don’t think I did.

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