The Illuminati wedding of the
century decade year month week weekend day hour is a quick second away and I’m sure you’re refreshing every site for new pictures since there hasn’t been nearly enough pictures of these half-used suppositories in ugly clothes. Here’s a tip: If you want to feel like you’re right there and sitting in the front row, just log onto a live sewer cam. It’s better than the real thing.
TMZ says that Kim and Kanye Kartrashian’s rehearsal dinner is happening right now at Versailles. Kim’s stupid ass would need a rehearsal for a wedding. Bitch has been married twice before, so you’d think she would’ve memorized all the steps already. But anyway, that rehearsal dinner is going to get even more awkward when guests notice something creamy dripping from the sides of Riccardo Tisci’s chair. They’ll know what’s going on when they see Riccardo’s tongue flop out of his mouth as he stares at Kanye West’s succulent gayfish cleavage.
For their rehearsal dinner tonight, Kuntye and Kim busted out some his and hers matching cleavage. Kanye looks like an ultra sleazy St. Tropez pimp and Kim looks like a clearance bin bordello whore from 1973 (or a rejected kourtesan).
TMZ says that nobody really
cares knows where these two will have their pre-divorce ceremony. One ceremony has been set up at Versailles and another ceremony has been set up at a fort in Florence. TMZ thinks that they will say their “I doo doos” at Versailles tomorrow and then fly everyone to Florence for the reception. But maybe Pimp Mama Kris is thinking ahead this time. PMK knows that this marriage is going to last about as long as a queef, so she planned for the wedding to happen at Versailles and the divorce ceremony to happen at that fort in Florence. PMK is always thinking ahead. And does anybody know if Versailles still has an in-house guillotine?