Donald Sterling Has Handed Over Control Of The Clippers To His Wife Shelly

Apparently, Jabba the Racistt has ditched all plans to fight the NBA for his basketball team. When Adam Silver, the commissioner of the NBA, banned Donald Sterling and vowed to force the sale of the Clippers, the deep fried racist bloated frog promised to fight those bitches, because nobody is going to take away his precious plantation, I mean team, team. But both ESPN and TMZ says that he has raised up a white flag (which he made out of his white hood) and has handed the Clippers over to his estranged wife Shelly Sterling.

TMZ’s source says that the cold, hard truth finally penetrated through Donald’s hard skull and he realized that the NBA will get the votes needed to force him to put the Clippers up for sale. So he’s given complete control of the team to Shelly Sterling and she, along with her lawyer, are negotiating with the NBA to sell the Clippers. Shelly wants to sell the Clippers, but she wants complete control of the sale and wants to make every decision. If the NBA orders an involuntary sale (meaning, they tell Shelly, “You have to sell all your shares to this bitch, because we say so”) then Shelly will drag their asses to court. ESPN’s source says that it’s not known how much of a share Shelly’s willing to sell. The NBA wants the Sterlings to sell the Clippers in its entirety.

I know that Shelly Sterling is obviously a horrible monster herself and is in CAHOOTS with Donald even though she’s suing his gold digging side trick and made eyes roll by saying she was shocked by the racist garbage that spewed out of his mouth. But I still hope that she wakes up and uses her powers for good. What I mean by that is that I hope at one of the Clippers games, she fills the audience with Magic Johnson cardboard cutouts and then films Donald Sterling’s reaction which would probably include his turtle head popping off of his body.