And that picture is your cue to feel jealous toward fame digger Amber Heard, because she gets to catch gingivitis of the puss while Johnny Depp eats her out with those shit-covered teeth as she stares at her newly upgraded diamond.
Here’s Johnny Depp wearing the hot sunglasses your 75-year-old auntie bought at Marshall’s in 2001 while leaving the set of his new movie Sunglasses At Night: The Jack Nicholson Story. No, Johnny is currently playing murderer crime boss White Bulger in a biopic that’s shooting in Boston right now. This is pretty much what I see when I see pictures of Johnny Depp out of costume. I’d take Johnny Depp looking like Gollum’s methed-out grandpa over Johnny Depp looking like a bloated vampire who works as a photographer at the old timey photo shop at Knott’s Berry Farm.
So yeah, I’d hit it and I don’t even care that his teeth look like half-digested butt corn. That’s what his teefs normally look like, right?