Night Crumbs
Somebody actually paid Lindsay Lohan actual money to DJ at some club in France and it was a total bust, because everyone left after they realized she was just going to play “White Lines” on a loop all night – Lainey Gossip
Professional pregnant person and the master of the bump cupping pose Stacy Keibler subtly shades George Clooney – Celebitchy
Brody Jenner figured that if you’ve rolled your eyes at one fake Kim Kartrashian wedding, you’ve rolled your eyes at all of them – Reality Tea
Kendull Jenner should stick to what she’s good at, which is, um, which is, um, which is, well, um… – Drunken Stepfather
This is a knocked up Rachel Bilson in a two piece – The Superficial
Dave Franco and Chris Mintz dry scissor while done up in Kill Bill drag. Someone WILL fap to this and it’ll probably be Quentin Tarantino – Towleroad
The most exciting sentence I will type today: Minka Kelly bought juice. – Popoholic
Calling all douches, calling all douches, Katy Perry is single again – IDLYITW
HoAnn Krupa looks like every Mac wallpaper took a collective dump on her – Hollywood Tuna
Here is a magazine cover starring Billy Corgan and two bored, black pussies – Jezebel
Cara Delawhatever and Michelle Rodriguez are still furiously bumping ‘ginas – ICYDK
Die Antwoord is still bringing your most frightening night terrors to life – OMG Blog
A journey down Justin Timberlake Ramen Noodle Hair Lane – The Berry
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey roasted Don Rickles (And did that look porny when you read it? Because it felt porny when I typed.) – Pajiba
Didn’t Katharine McPhee and her creepy-looking husband do this before? – Just Jared
Shia LaDouche shaved – Moe Jackson
Beyonce got some braids installed so she’s ready to whip Basement Baby the next time that trick goes crazy – Popsugar
Presenting, Billy Ray Cyrus’ new iPhone wallpaper – SOW