Night Crumbs

May 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Somebody actually paid Lindsay Lohan actual money to DJ at some club in France and it was a total bust, because everyone left after they realized she was just going to play “White Lines” on a loop all night – Lainey Gossip

Professional pregnant person and the master of the bump cupping pose Stacy Keibler subtly shades George ClooneyCelebitchy

Brody Jenner figured that if you’ve rolled your eyes at one fake Kim Kartrashian wedding, you’ve rolled your eyes at all of them – Reality Tea

Kendull Jenner should stick to what she’s good at, which is, um, which is, um, which is, well, um… – Drunken Stepfather

This is a knocked up Rachel Bilson in a two piece – The Superficial

Dave Franco and Chris Mintz dry scissor while done up in Kill Bill drag. Someone WILL fap to this and it’ll probably be Quentin TarantinoTowleroad

The most exciting sentence I will type today: Minka Kelly bought juice. – Popoholic

Calling all douches, calling all douches, Katy Perry is single again – IDLYITW

HoAnn Krupa looks like every Mac wallpaper took a collective dump on her – Hollywood Tuna

Here is a magazine cover starring Billy Corgan and two bored, black pussies – Jezebel

Cara Delawhatever and Michelle Rodriguez are still furiously bumping ‘ginas – ICYDK

Die Antwoord is still bringing your most frightening night terrors to life – OMG Blog

A journey down Justin Timberlake Ramen Noodle Hair LaneThe Berry

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey roasted Don Rickles (And did that look porny when you read it? Because it felt porny when I typed.) – Pajiba

Didn’t Katharine McPhee and her creepy-looking husband do this before? – Just Jared

Shia LaDouche shaved – Moe Jackson

Beyonce got some braids installed so she’s ready to whip Basement Baby the next time that trick goes crazy – Popsugar

Presenting, Billy Ray Cyrus’ new iPhone wallpaper – SOW

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