That episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers where the world’s greatest American Jennifer Lawrence said she barfed at some fancy Oscar party in front of Miley Cyrus finally aired last night. Jennifer told Seth that she and her friend went to Madge’s after-Oscar party and she ended up vomming all over the patio. No, Jennifer didn’t barf because she was so disgusted by all the self-important assholes yanking each other’s dicks at that party. She barfed because the drunks got to her. Jennifer said that after she yacked, she turned around and Miley Cyrus was standing there like, “Get it together.” You know, it’s funny, because an entire world has been telling Miley’s ass to get it together. Well, there’s a PLOT TWIST!
When someone tweeted the story, Miley responded and stamped the words “LIE TELLER” right on Jennifer Lawrence’s pathological liar forehead. Miley deleted it a quick minute later, but ONTD got a screencap:
Who to believe? Who to believe?
Do we believe Jennifer Lawrence who probably makes up funny stories all the time for interviews, because she’s got an image to sell? Or do we believe Miley Cyrus who probably doesn’t remember what happened 5 seconds ago, let alone what happened the night of the Oscars?
I’m guessing what really happened is that Jennifer Lawrence was so wasted out of her mind that she thought it was Miley Cyrus who was throwing looks of judgement at her, but it was actually Justin Bieber in sequined heart-shaped pasties and a candy thong. It’s an easy mistake.