If you haven’t been able to open up your Photoshop the past few days and every time you do, you get the error, “All Photoshop Used Up. Try Again Later,” you now know why.
Here’s Photoshop renderings of Katy Perry, Madge and Madge’s legendary boy toy-eating crotch in a Fifty Shades of Ben Gay cover spread for V Magazine. I don’t know if Madge looks younger or Katy looks younger or both? Katy Perry looks like a porcelain and paint figurine of Adore Delano in 20 years and Madge looks like a wax figure of her in her La Isla Bonita days. I’m just going to carry on and assume that sometime during this shoot, Madge straddled Katy’s face and her crotch siphoned the youth right out of Katy.
There’s two more Photoshop works of art after the jump and the first one of Katy queefing on Madge’s back should be a poster for elder abuse, because it’s every kind of not right.