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May 21, 2014 / Posted by:

All hail Sophia Loren, the Empress of Cannes, who is knocking basic hos out with her A+++ lip liner, eyelash and eyebrow game – Lainey Gossip

Who knew that a mentally unstable Hitler fangirl would have such a fucked up view of race? – The Superficial

Candy Spelling’s got Tori Spelling’s number, hussy – Reality Tea

I liked Jennifer Aniston’s movie better when it starred Bette MidlerCelebitchy

The Pretty Little Liar girls in a totally original and new photo shoot for GQ MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Methinks Pat Sajak needs to loosen his toupee. It’s hugging his brain too tight again – Towleroad

Why does Jennifer Lawrence have my 1998 screensaver on her shirt? – Popoholic

Modelbombing on Hollywood Blvd. – YT

What is this “power” that Selena Gomez is trying to get back? Did her electricity go out? – IDLYITW

Kevin Hart and his ex-wife are an inspiration to divorced parents who want to keep their relationship classy and tasteful for the sake of their children – Jezebel

In case you didn’t already figure it out, the Batman vs. Superman movie is nothing but the Justice League movie’s precum – Just Jared

When Kim Kartrashian was Wonky McValtrex’s intern… – The Berry

I love that InTouch Weekly used the swole pregnant face Photoshop tool on Jennifer AnistonICYDK

Jessica Chastain is NOT going to be the female Rust Cohle, so my dream of seeing Detective La Toya and Detective Courtney Love in True Detective 2 can still happen – HuffPo

Presenting Dominic West’s crescent moon – OMG Blog

Twitter is complete now that Valerie Cherish has joined – Boy Culture

Panty Creamer of the Day: Carrot Versatile’s face – Celebslam

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