Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 21, 2014 / Posted by:

This cat, who is all of us! 

Frozen came out on November 17, 2013, so most of us have suffered through 175 days of “Let it gooooo, Let it gooo-ooooh” fucking its way through our ear tunnels over and over and over again. The message of the song is to “let it go,” but that message is not penetrating into the brains of radio stations, iTunes radio, your local Walgreens, every child on earth, every parent on earth, your drunk friend sitting next to you in a cab, the lady in the Prius in the next lane over and pretty much everybody else but us (I’m assuming you’re with me, but if you’re not, you’re against me and it’s fucking war). “Let It Go” is the “My Heart Will Go On” of 2013 and 2014. And it’s only getting worse.

If you walked into any mental hospital and asked someone who works there what is the number one reason why patients are locked up and put in a padded room, they’ll tell you the number one reason is that they were exposed to too much “Let It Go.” Something must be done! “Let It Go” must be let go already. This anti-Let It Go pussy with green light saber eyes gets it and is leading the fight.

When a girl traps this cat in a room with her and begins to lip-synch THAT song, the cat can’t take it anymore and hits the light switch. Yes, the cat could also be turning off the lights because that girl’s brassy hair is too bright for its eyes, but it’s mostly turning off the lights as a not-so-subtle hint to STOP! The girl turns the light back on and the cat immediately turns it off again. I don’t know if our hero cat won that battle, but even if it didn’t, it needs to keep fighting until “Let It Go” is finally gone….and Frozen 2: Frozener comes out and another annoying ass song invades our lives. But until then, keep fighting the good fight, pussy!

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