File this under: Gold diggers who can PLEASE have several seats. Last Friday Sherri Shepherd’s second husband of less than 3 years Lamar Sally became the newest member inducted into The Not-So-Secret Society of Shameless Greedy Gold Diggers by throwing a messy pile of divorce papers into his lawyer’s office, screaming “FRAUD!!!!” at the top of his lungs, asking for spousal support, demanding the prenup they signed to be invalidated, and seeking custody of their unborn surrogate baby.
But being a classless asshole isn’t a new thing for Lamar Sally. TMZ says that shortly after they got married, Lamar tried to make several amendments to the prenup, asking Sherri agree to the following:
“I respect my husband’s opinions and recognize him as the leader of our home. I will always speak well of my husband.”
“I enjoy having sex with my husband. I crave intimacy with him and want to be uninhibited and free in our lovemaking.”
“MY BODY IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I STRIVE TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY BODY WEIGHT AND EXERCISE AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK.” (his emphasis)
“It is my joy to submit to my husband as a way to honor God.”
This is all very rich coming from a man who looks like Carl Winslow’s unemployed loser brother who gets caught trying to fuck the Urkelbot (no disrespect to Reginald VelJohnson or the cast of Family Matters, of course). Not surprisingly, Sherri refused to add Lamar’s new rules to their prenup; and yet she didn’t divorce his ass right then and there? Fuck, if I were Sherri, everything he owned would be in a box to the left after seeing “exercise three times a week”.
And out of all the demands he could have requested, not one mention of those busted Annie Sue wigs she’s always wearing? That should have been rule #1! “I respect myself enough not to wear a wig that looks like someone gave a perm to a rat king.”