Night Crumbs

May 16, 2014 / Posted by:

If you woke up asking the Gods to please show you the 55-year-old nipple that Madge’s boy toys suckle on, your prayers have been answered! - Boy Culture

Goopy Paltrow had an insufferable-looking, blonde-filled party at her house and Chris Martin was there wearing your mom’s favorite t-shirt – Lainey Gossip

I will be really disappointed in Kendra Wilkinson if she didn’t name her new daughter Hughlina after the man whose shriveled peen she sucked for quick fame - Reality Tea

RiRi is really nice and wonderful to her fans – Celebitchy

If any pussy can figure out a way to throw the first pitch at a baseball game, it’s Tara the Bodyguard CatJezebel

Interstellar really does look like a loogie that’s been stuck in Contact’s throat for years – The Superficial

The Photoshop Awards: Sofia Vergara’s KMart ads – Drunken Stepfather

You’ll have to wait a little longer to see scene after scene of Michael Sam lick cake gunk off of his hot piece’s face in a docu-series for OWN – Towleroad

Dear Elizabeth Hurley, St. Patrick’s Day was two months ago - Hollywood Tuna

Blake NotSoLively looks like a badly wrapped Christmas present – Popoholic

Something in the milk looks Photoshopped about Tila Tequila’s 13 week baby bump – ICYDK

Yep, you guessed it, it’s Shirtless Friday again! – The Berry

Vitalii Sediuk the Ukrainian prankster just went from HAHAHA to “errr, please go directly to jail” by crawling under Ugly Betty’s dress – HuffPo

Greased up Twink alert – OMG Blog

Adrianne Curry pays tribute to her memaw in the most touching way possible and by “touching” I mean “tittiest” – IDLYITW

Panty Creamer of the Day: Scott Speedman in a t-shirt – Just Jared

Lisa Rinna is the Dolly Parton of your night terrors – SOW

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