Open Post: Hosted By The Queen Of Cannes Elena Lenina

May 15, 2014 / Posted by:

 

Last year, tragedy happened at Cannes. Russian TV personality Elena Lenina snatched the Queen of Cannes crown right off of Phoebe Price’s head when she showed up to a premiere with an XXXXL hairy butt plug on top of her head. B-holes gasped at the glorious, prostate-busting beauty of it all. Unfortunately, Elena didn’t keep with last year’s theme by wearing a long strand of giant hairy anal beads on her head to the Cannes premiere of Grace of Monaco yesterday. I guess sex toy hair is so last year. Instead, Elena did herself up like Glinda the Good Witch as seen through the eyes of Stephen King. All that red, feathers and rhinestones. If Liberace was able to menstruate, that’s what his heavy flow day would’ve looked like. Stunning.

 

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