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May 15, 2014 / Posted by:

Sherri Tippie, hairdresser, the top live beaver trapper in North America, ginger nugget and owner of stunning brows that look like apricot and ginger sauce elegantly smeared on a dessert plate at a fancy restaurant!

On last night’s premiere of Leave It To Beavers on PBS, they introduced us to Sherrie Tippie, a ginger fern from Denver (aka home to the most important restaurant on the planet Casa Bonita) who beautifies the people by day and SAVES THE WORLD by weekend. Sherri’s true passion is finding beavers whose homes have been fucked up by construction workers building tract cities in the suburbs of Denver and she traps them before putting them in places where their skills can be put to good use and where they can live their lives. Because if the beavers die, we all die!

Miss Captain-Save-A-Beavah has been trapping beavers for years and she has relocated over 1,000 beavers. But that doesn’t mean she’s one with the outdoors. Miss Tippie likes her HBO, OK.

“I am a hairdresser, honey. I like HBO. I want a toilet that flushes, OK. I do not camp out, baby. I don’t do those type of things, but for some reason when there’s wildlife involved, especially beaver, I’m kind of fearless. Now I’m a hairdresser and a live beaver trapper.”

Can somebody please tell Miss Tippie to find the time to save and relocate other down-and-out beavers like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus’ crotch?

Here’s Miss Sherri talking about her love of beavers and it was really hard for me to concentrate on the words coming out of her mouth, because I was too busy falling in love with her fiery shooting star brows. And my soul really does get the tingles over a ginger goddess who loves, loves, loves beavers with every inch of her body (see: Rojo Caliente).

(For Kiki)

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