Night Crumbs
Amal Alamuddin is new to the game and she’s already got the “OHMYGOD LEAVE ME ALONE BUT MAKE SURE TO GET A CLOSE-UP HI-RES SHOT OF THE HUGE DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING THAT SO-CALLED PERPETUAL BACHELOR GEORGE CLOONEY GAVE ME” move down – Lainey Gossip
“I sure as Hell ain’t taking credit for that shit!” – God to Jennifer Aniston – Celebitchy
And five seconds after these pictures were taken, those flowers shriveled up and died from being exposed to that trash heap heffa – Reality Tea
The Porn Iguana schools the attention whores-in-training on how to take the perfect selfie – Drunken Stepfather
Goopy Paltrow didn’t care that Chris Martin was consciously copulating with Alexa Chung months ago, so why would she care now? – The Superficial
The Mighty O gave Michael Sam a “docu-series” – Towleroad
How many Lisa Frank snakes had to be skinned to make the ugly outfit that Ceiling Eyes is wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
I’d think Prince Hot Ginge is more Kate Moss’ type since he wouldn’t flinch an eye if she asked him to snort a line off her choche lips – Popsugar
Selena Gomez doesn’t trust the airline enough to check the double-sided dildos that she and Justin Bieber use together – Popoholic
Carmena Carrera gives us Adam AND Eve – Jezebel
Khloezilla got Lamar Odom banned from a club for a night – ICYDK
James Franco thinks Spring Breakers is Taxi Driver levels of great – Just Jared
Ashley Benson in Complex – IDLYITW
IMPECCABLE EYEBROW SITUATIONS ALERT! – The Berry
Florida, there’s your congressman, picking and eating his ear funk – Tosh.0
CBS didn’t pick up How I Met Your Dad, because they wanted to pick-up another show that speaks more to their demographic. It’s called How I Met Your Grandpa – Pajiba
It took awhile, but the bats finally got Ozzy Osbourne back – SOW
It wouldn’t officially be Hump Day without seeing some nalgas, so today’s are brought to you by Charlie Barnett – OMG Blog