The worst thing about the elevator video of Basement Baby busting some Real Housewives of the Basement shit on Jay-Z is that there’s absolutely no audio, because I want my ringtone to be a clip of Basement Baby shouting, “I’ve got your 100th problem right here, Jigga,” at BeyonceBot’s hard drive hums in the background. So Two Quarters did everyone a favor and narrated that shit, because what else does have to do? I bet 50 Cent is really good at playing Barbies. Fuck that Marcy shit, this is Houston!
via Time (YES, this was on Time)