Night Crumbs
Supposedly, here’s a picture of Ben Affleck as Batman. Thanks to those built-in fake muscles, Ben Affleck can skip the gym and spend all his free time counting cards and posing in staged photo-ops with his daughters – Lainey Gossip
Dean McDermott’s ex-wife calls him a cokehead and a dog beater (insert Tori Spelling joke here) – Celebitchy
Chad Kroeger’s tongue has been all over this, FYI – The Superficial
Panty Creamer of the Day: Scenes from Chuy Bravo’s chubby chaser porn – Drunken Stepfather
The Bachelorette is dedicating next season to the contestant who died in a paragliding accident – Reality Tea
“Story of my LIFE!” – Jon Hamm’s partner – Jezebel
Ashley Jizzdale walked and carried keys and iced coffee at the same time. That’s probably the most exciting thing Ashley Jizzdale has done in a while – Hollywood Tuna
Hailey Baldwin and Ksomething Jenner took a selfie together and looked like they were having seizures while doing so – IDLYITW
Lea Michele dressed like a slutty hostess at a shitty Japanese restaurant – Popoholic
Mean bitch Justin Theroux is trying to take away the only thing that matters to Jennifer Aniston. No, not her Beanie Babies collection. That would be going way TOO far – ICYDK
‘Murica the beautiful – The Berry
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s baby looks like a baby – Just Jared
It’s that time again when we all overdose on class and elegance by watching The Gathering of the Juggalos trailer – OMG Blog
Um, those aren’t butterfly and heart tattoos all over Dolly Parton’s body. Her skin just naturally looks like that – HuffPo
RPattz wore a baby leash as a kid – Popsugar
Enema (typo and it stays) and Mama Eminem hugged and made up – Moe Jackson
Rest in peace, H.R. Griger – Boy Culture