The interview between racist dried dog turd (no disrespect to dog shit) Donald Sterling and Anderson Cooper aired last night on CNN’s AC360 and in between blaming his side-piece for being a tricky sneaky-snake who forced all those racist words into his mouth, and looking like the evil villain in a Claymation movie about melting assholes, he handed humanity yet another reason to detest this subhuman ingrown taint hair by speaking some truly offensive words about Magic Johnson (no!) and AIDS (NO!!):
“He acts so holy. He made love to every girl in every city in America, and he got AIDS,” said Sterling. “I didn’t criticize him. I could have. Is he an example to those children?”
Later, Sterling returned to the subject of Johnson, asking Cooper: “What has he done?”
When Cooper attempted to answer that Johnson is a business person, Sterling interjected: “He’s got AIDS…I think he should be ashamed of himself. I think he should go in the background.”
Sterling seemed to believe that Johnson’s race had something to do with his inability to give back to the community.
“Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people,” said Sterling. “Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.”
He also accused Anderson Cooper of being a racist (“HOW DARE YOU” – Michael K), and claimed he can’t be a racist because “they all want to play golf with me.” Then his nurse came in with a dixie cup full of pills and reminded him that Matlock is on in 5 minutes.
I know it’s only May, but I think it’s safe to go ahead and have Donald Sterling’s name engraved on the Shittiest Human of 2014 trophy (sorry, pile of poo shaped like a human, better luck next year). First of all, Magic Johnson has HIV, not AIDS, you senile piece of garbage. Secondly, Magic Johnson is a hero and a role model who’s foundation continues to give back to the community. The only thing Donald Sterling has given back to the community is a reference for an animal drawing class at the Y that was unable to book a live lizard.
And since he blamed all his racist statements on V. Stiviano’s ventriloquism, let’s start the countdown to see when he tries to blame all his backwards AIDS talk on Anderson Cooper. “I was baited by that handsome silver-haired man. Why would he make me say such awful things about Magic Johnson’s AIDS? I don’t hate AIDS; I play golf with AIDS.”