Awww, How Cute – Baby’s First Pony Ride

May 13, 2014 / Posted by:

“Ugh, I can’t believe I have to carry this little shit around on my back all day. Couldn’t I be sent to the glue factory instead? I don’t care if I get moldy carrots for a week, I’m going to throw him the first chance I get.” – That pissed off-looking horse.

Just like most little girls his age, Justin Bieber is at that stage where he’s gone horse crazy, and after begging and pleading with his Mom and promising to put away all his My Little Ponies and return all the Saddle Club books he borrowed from the library and make his bed every day for two weeks (and because he could use some cheering up after getting booed at the Clippers game on Sunday) she let him ride real-live horses in Toluca Lake, CA with a couple of his closest friends and bodyguards. I hope someone brought a camera; it’s a big day in a little boy’s life when he’s finally old enough to graduate from the coin-operated pony ride in front of the grocery store.

All jokes aside though, where was PETA when that little shithead climbed on top of that poor horse? Forcing a horse to carry Justin Bieber’s smug baby-douche ass up and down the dusty trail should be considered animal abuse. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the ponies?!?

Here’s more of Baby Bieber looking like the 3rd runner up in a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest at the County Fair:

Pics: Splash

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