Open Post: Hosted By A Beautiful And Touching Moment From Lil Kim’s Baby Shower

It’s nice to see that pregnancy has really brought even more class and elegance out of Lil Kim. I didn’t think that was possible. The answer to the question, “What does a Gremlin look like when it tosses another gremlin’s salad?”, has been answered whether you like it or not.

Earlier this year, the universe showed us that fuckery is alive and well when the plastic Lucky Cat in Lyn May drag announced that a living ball of silicone and bronzer is growing inside of her womb. And last night in NYC, her friends (including fellow melting Thundercats wax figurine New York), threw her a baby shower at the Broad Street Ballroom. Being the demure and private beauty that she is, Lil Kim’s baby shower had a goddamn press line and on that press line she and her baby father Mr. Papers gave everyone a serious case of night sickness when they tongue fucked in front of the photographers. Their unborn child has beautiful images like that to look forward to. If every time you see pictures of their baby, its eyes are closed shut, you’ll know the reason why.

Here’s more of Kim looking like an Asian nesting doll while wearing a truly ugly figure skating gown at the classiest baby shower of the year.

Pics: Splash