TMZ says that Sherri “The German” Shepherd’s second husband, Lamar Sally (that’s kind of a hot name), filed legal papers to officially quit her ass after almost 3 years of marriage. So, Sherri’s second marriage eats shit after only 3 years, but it’s gays and lesbians getting married that is threatening to destroy the sanctity of marriage? Preach on, Sherri.
Radar says that so far, Sherri and Lamar’s break up is going to get really messy. Some source says that Sherri and Lamar’s marriage was fraudulent from the beginning, because she thought he was some big Hollywood screenwriter and since she’s got dried turds for brains and doesn’t know how to look up screenwriters on IMDB, she believed him. But the source says that Lamar isn’t selling scripts and even though he stays at home with her son Jeffrey, she doesn’t like that he doesn’t have a job. Well, that’s a good reason since traditional marriage vows say: “…I promise to love and cherish you till your unemployed status does us part .” The source spit this out:
“Their whole relationship was built on a fraud and it’s finally over. She’s thrown him out of the house and he’s tried to speak with her but nothing is happening. Lamar told Sherri that he was a big Hollywood player, with scripts being sold. But she’s tired of being married to a guy that doesn’t have a job.”
A different source tells Radar that Lamar was working on a show for HBO but it never got picked up.
I hope Sherri didn’t throw him out of the house too hard or else he probably fell off of side of the Earth since it’s flat and all. Even Jesus, who predates everything, figured that her second marriage would die like our brain cells when Sherri opens her mouth. I mean, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was a bridesmaid at her wedding. Shit was cursed from the beginning.
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