Former HSOTD, the true elusive chanteuse, drag queen and the bearded, rhinestone-embedded nightingale sausage Conchita Wurst tried to represent her country Austria at Eurovision a couple of years ago, but Austria was not ready to share her beauty, glamour and rhinestone dust-infused angelic voice with the world. But Austria realized that they could no longer contain Conchita’s massive amounts of graceful elegance and ear jizz-inducing voice, so they have released her and she has flown into this year’s Eurovision competition where she’s gone all the way to the finals. The lungs of the judges at the semi-finals filled with flecks of gold and they fell in love with Conchita Wurst when she sang out Austria’s entry “Rise Like A Phoenix,” which is what every Bond theme from the past has tried to be. They moved her into tomorrow night’s finals in Copenhagen.
Of course, a beauty-hating piece of trash Russian politician who goes by the name Vitaly Milonov doesn’t want Conchita in Eurovision, because including her is turning Eurovision into a “sodom show.” That dumb bitch says “sodom show” like it’s a bad thing. In case you care about what he has to say, this is what he had to say:
“The participation of the obvious transvestite and hermaphrodite Conchita Wurst on the same stage as Russian singers on live television is blatant propaganda of homosexuality and spiritual decay.”
I take that Vitaly Milonov is also head of the Department of Gender and Sexuality Studies at Saint-Petersburg State University since he obviously knows the definition of “transvestite” and “hermaphrodite.”
This obvious moron and piece of trash is obviously new here, because Eurovision has always been a platform for rhinestones and gayness and that’s why everyone loves it. So Vitaly can deep throat and choke on a wurst. Viva Conchita Wurst!
And here’s the music video for Conchita’s song. Yes, it’s sad that we’re living a world where Kim Kardashian has been on the cover of American Vogue, but this bearded beauty has not.