Night Crumbs

May 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Card Counting Casanova Ben Affleck smiles for the paps while squatting and pumping out some gas, and I hope they’ve got a full-service spa in Wayne Manor, because Batman’s looking broke off and dozed off – Lainey Gossip

Jessica Seinfeld is giving me blonde Brandon Teena – Celebitchy

If I watch one more of these dumbass Miley Cyrus Instagram videos, then I’m going to have to take a lot of the bad shit to forget about them and then I’ll be the one in the hospital with an “allergic reaction to antibiotics” – Drunken Stepfather

Morrissey can’t handle a hug orgy – Towleroad

What in all that was unholy in the 90s is Katy Perry’s concert costumes? – The Superficial

CORRECTION: Pimp Mama Kris didn’t buy 500,000 copies of the Vogue that her prized heffa is on. She only bought 250,000 copies – Reality Tea

Guess what? Mimi was on Letterman last night with her Hello Titty balls pushed up and presented – Hollywood Tuna

Cher is on the new Wu-Tang album, because life is beautiful and fuckery is real – IDLYITW

“I have that same pattern hanging on my dining room walls!” screamed an 80-year-old Upper East Side socialite while looking at Blake NotSoLively’s jacket – Popoholic

Does the singing nun on Italy’s The Voice take requests, because I won’t be able to sleep until I hear her version of “Spectacular” by Kiely WilliamsJezebel

Case of the BABIES!!!!: Leelee Sobieski’s got it again….andyesshestillexists – ICYDK

Yes, The Carrie Diaries was still on, but no, it’s not going to be on anymore – SOW

EVERYTHING is being remade so of course the Power Rangers are getting remade – OMG Blog

Famous whores and the women whose uteruses they came out of – The Berry

Hugh Jackman’s doctor found a bit more cancer on his nose – Just Jared

Congressman Clay Aiken is one step closer to happening – Boy Culture

ScarJo’s fetus dome is growing – Popsugar

Rita Whora’s Boca Raton grandpa jumpsuit looks like a mash-up of every screensaver I had in the late 90s – Moe Jackson

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