Finally, after issue after issue of nothing but lady ass and lady tits on their covers, Rolling Stone has given us man nipple lovers something that’s more relevant to our interests. Sure, I’d have rather see a naked ASKars, Jon Hamm, Idris Elba, Prince Hot Ginge, Joe ManJello, Matt Boner, The Property Brothers (DON’T JUDGE!), Michael B. Jordan, Morris Chestnut, Adrien Brody, Godfrey Gao, Javier Bardem, GG’s Gonzo-looking boyfriend from Shahs of Sunset (Okay, you can judge me for that one), Ricky Martin, Carrot Top, the dude who once delivered my weed on a Sunday in Brooklyn, the dude at the Home Depot in overalls and a tank top and (insert the name of every other man here) on the cover of Rolling Stone. But if Rolling Stone is going to give me a naked Neil Patrick Harris looking like all the Hedwig weight he lost went straight to his tenhead, then I’m going to thank them by finding a way to fap to this.
May 7, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K