Since the spinning idea wheel in the The Tonight Show writer’s room has only 5 choices (lip-synch battle, dance-off, teen girl drag, something with Justin Timberlake, Brian Williams rap) it was only a matter of time before Jimmy Fallon slipped in to that fugly purple sundress and busted bus-stop wig. On Tuesday night, Seth Rogen and the lil’ bronzed beauty of Skid Row Zac Efron reminded everyone about their contractual obligation to hustle that frat house movie by appearing in Wet Seal clearance items on Jimmy Fallon’s fake Teen Nick talk show “Ew!”. Poor Jimmy Fallon; even with a full beard, Seth Rogen still makes a cuter girl. But neither of them can compare to the beauty of Zac Efron (DUH), who looks like Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s hotter half-sister. Coincidentally, he also looks hotter than the Jenner’s actual half-sisters, the Plastic Goblin Trio; but that’s not saying much, since anyone in a $20 wig and a spray tan can accomplish the same.
And I hope Zac stuffed that wig in his purse on the way out; it could come in handy if he wants to go incognito the next time his car “runs out of gas”.