Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hidden Treasures Cereal from the 1980s’ afterbirth known as the 90s!

My brain is a half-broken, scrambled DOS computer that never knows what year it is, so last night I was thinking about cereal from the 80s and 90s and I remembered this one cereal that was shaped like mini-wheats and were like tiny Toaster Strudels. After doing extensive research (read: a 10-second Google search), I discovered that my brain burped up the memory of Hidden Treasure cereal from 1993! I never put my mouth on Hidden Treasures, but I crave it (I can say that about most things, actually). Hidden Treasures cereal was made up of these puffed up corn squares.

It was called Hidden Treasures, because you had to hunt for the deliciousness. Some of those corn pockets were empty and others were filled with a fruit-flavored icing. You’d put your mouth on one and nothing would come out, so you’d move on to the next one and that one might hit your mouth with juicy filling. If it was an adult cereal it’d be called “Night At The Glory Hole.”

Oh, Hidden Treasures cereal, I never got to eat you, but I love you.