And Now Here’s Kim Kartrashian’s Thoughts On Racism And Discrimination

Kim: So like racicism is like really gross and like stuff…

Kanye to himself: Heh, her tits kind of look like Riccardo’s ass.

Because Pimp Mama Kris probably bought Kim Kardashian’s high school diploma, she never got a chance to pay one of the smart kids to write an essay about racism and discrimination and stuff for her. So Kim is making up for lost time and today she posted a little piece on racism that she made her ghost writer write this morning while she was getting her face pores filled with melted plastic. Even though Kim has fucked and dated thousands of black men (that’s a low-ball estimate by the way) for over a decade, she writes that the idea of racism never pierced through the fart bubble of narcissism she lives in. Yes, Kim hung out with piece of trash Parasite Hilton and yes Parasite Hilton probably screamed out the n-word all the time, but Kim didn’t know what she was talking about. Kim thought Parasite was chanting the name of a cocktail made of gin, sweet vermouth and bitters. But now that she’s a mother to a bi-racial baby, she knows what racism is. So she had her ghost writer churn out this little piece that really doesn’t go anywhere:

I never knew how much being a mom would change me. It’s amazing how one little person and the love I have for her has brought new meaning to every moment. What once seemed so important, now feels insignificant. It’s like I get to see the world for the first time again, but through someone else’s eyes. It’s a beautiful thing to feel and experience so much more, but with that beauty comes a flip side – seeing through my daughter’s eyes the side of life that isn’t always so pretty.

To be honest, before I had North, I never really gave racism or discrimination a lot of thought. It is obviously a topic that Kanye is passionate about, but I guess it was easier for me to believe that it was someone else’s battle. But recently, I’ve read and personally experienced some incidents that have sickened me and made me take notice. I realize that racism and discrimination are still alive, and just as hateful and deadly as they ever have been.

I feel a responsibility as a mother, a public figure, a human being, to do what I can to make sure that not only my child, but all children, don’t have to grow up in a world where they are judged by the color of their skin, or their gender, or their sexual orientation. I want my daughter growing up in a world where love for one another is the most important thing.

So the first step I’m taking is to stop pretending like this isn’t my issue or my problem, because it is, it’s everyone’s… because the California teenager who was harassed and killed by his classmates for being gay, the teenage blogger in Pakistan who was shot on her school bus for speaking out in favor of women’s rights, the boy in Florida who was wrongly accused of committing a crime and ultimately killed because of the color of his skin, they are all someone’s son and someone’s daughter and it is our responsibility to give them a voice and speak out for those who can’t and hopefully in the process, ensure that hate is something our children never have to see.

No, Kim didn’t write this, because there’s too many big words (examples: teenager, school, boy) and she can’t string two sentences together without throwing in the word “like” at least 50 times. It would also take her approximately 867 days to write this, because every time she’d catch a glimpse of herself in the monitor while typing, she’d either have to take a selfie to capture her “beauty” or she’d have to get her in-house plastic surgeon to stretch her face some more since she spotted a tiny wrinkle. But you know, I’ll give Kim some kredit. She usually just posts fashion shit and pictures of herself on her blog, so she’s really showing us that she’s an intellectual deep down by getting her ghost writer to write about deep stuff she doesn’t really care about. I’m sure tomorrow she’ll return to her regularly scheduled programming by writing about how she loves Botoxing her anus because it takes out the wrinkles and makes it less droopy.

Here’s Kim wearing a pencil skirt over a dress at LAX today.