Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 6, 2014 / Posted by:

The “streaker” (I’m stretching the definition of “streaker” as wide as Michelle Duggar’s down low baby hangar since his peen didn’t make an appearance) who crashed the Met Gala last night!

The attention-whoring, fuckery-delivering Ukrainian prankster Vitalii Sediuk who is known for kissing Will Smith and crashed the Grammys¬†might’ve struck again last night at the Met Gala. Anna Wintour has now made it her life goal to get revenge on the Ukraine by slithering through their streets and sucking the souls out of the innocent, because one of their own tried to ruin her party last night. Vitalii (or whoever that is) immediately became one of the best dressed (and best undressed to) when he busted through security in a hot pink Borat man-kini, sensible loafers, a gold chain and business man leg warmers. It’s very “if The Situation was a seasonal accountant at H&R Block.”

The Met Gala streaker was caught by security and the cops and kicked out. I don’t know why. There were a bunch of asses at that party, what’s one more? Sadly for Drunk Ass Sandra Lee, he was kicked out before she was able to do a tequila shot off of his nalgas.

Pics: @jimshi809, Wenn.com

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