Night Crumbs

May 5, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

James McAvoy, Michael Assbender and Hugh JackMeOff all danced to “Blurred Lines” together on The Graham Norton Show. If we were playing a game of F/M/K, I’d skip the “marry” part, fuck them all at once and then kill the fucker who chose to dance to that annoying ass “Blurred Lines” song – Lainey Gossip

Taylor Swift is only eating bread and water like the barely legal boyfriends she has imprisoned in her basement. And upon hearing that Taylor eats only bread and water, her model friends said, “CARBS? She can’t sit with us anymore” – Celebitchy

Michelle Obama cuts the ribbon at the Costume Institute Dedication while Anna Wintour smiles as she thinks about nibbling on the edges of the First Lady’s soul – The Daily Beast

Sonja Morgan from The Real CrazyWives Of NYC looks like she just sucked off a Lemonhead – Reality Tea

If Courtney Stodden plays it right, this will be her future. CAUTION: Massive amounts of beauty, poise and sophistication ahead – Drunken Stepfather

I spent way too much time staring at these pictures of Kate Hudson, trying to figure out if that is a belly chain she’s wearing. I still don’t have an answer – The Superficial

Nate Berkus and Jeremiah from The Rachel Zoe Project got married and the description of their reception makes me wants to laugh barf into one of his sheets from Target – Towleroad

Kate “WHY WON’T ANYBODY LOOK AT MY ASS” Upton and her tits in Vogue UK – Hollywood Tuna

#9 gave me eye herpes – The Berry

In other words, Katie Couric is coming to get her old, old job back – Jezebel

The moment that an Asian man with a middle part gets the sad after realizing that’s not Liza Minnelli in front of him – Popoholic

KIWI ASS ALERT! – OMG Blog

Brit Brit wants to make Normal Guy Dave her KFed 2.0 (but without the natural talent of course) – ICYDK

Double the douche, double the gross – IDLYITW

Emma Stone wants everyone to know that she eats, thankyouverymuch – Pajiba

Insert obligatory peen joke here – HuffPo

Megan Fox shows Ellen a picture of the latest baby that came out of her – Just Jared

Charlize Theron is still doing this – Popsugar

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