When Jeff Herman, the lawyer of the man suing Bryan Singer, Gary Goddard (aka the evil doer responsible for ruining He-Man) and other Hollywood power types for allegedly drugging and raping him, held a press conference to talk about the lawsuit, he promised that dozens of more victims will come forward and file their own lawsuits. You can never count on a lawyer to keep a promise, but when millions of dollars of settlement money are involved, a lawyer will keep their promise. Jeff Herman’s newest client is a British man who claims that when he was underage, Gary Goddard and Bryan Singer both touched him wrong. That boiling, green sludge running through the streets of Hollywood this morning aren’t from Parasite Hilton’s queefing (not this time anyway). It’s from Gloria Allred dripping with jealousy over all these sexual abuse lawsuits that she’s not a part of.
The Daily Beast says that the newest lawsuit is from an unnamed British man who claims that when he was 14 he met Gary Goddard on social media and that’s when the To Catch A Predator nightmare started. The dude, who doesn’t want to be named, says that Gary Goddard told him he loved him and “convinced” him to send naked pictures and naked webcam videos. He also claims that Gary and him jacked off together on webcam. About a year or two later, they met in person when the dude was 16 and Gary allegedly gave him booze and they had butt sex.
A year after that, Gary and Bryan Singer came to London for the Superman premiere and Gary passed the dude, who was then 17, off to Bryan. In a hotel room at the after-after party, the victim says that Bryan offered him a Quaalude and Bryan and Gary both touched him up. When he told them to stop, Gary brought in a “large musclebound man” to slap him around. Since Bryan Goddard has to ruin everything He-Man, I’m going to assume that the teen-beating musclebound man was Dolph Lundgren in a He-Man costume.
After the victim got smacked around, Bryan allegedly made him jack off on top of him. Bryan called him the next day to apologize. The man says that he only recently realized that he’s suffered a whole lot from these traumatic events in his life.
The teenager, the suit contends, “only recently became cognizant that he has suffered psychological and emotional injuries, mental anguish and loss of enjoyment of life as a result of the Defendants’ sexual acts. Such injuries are severe, continuing, and permanent.”
The suit contends that Singer violated the law by sexually assaulting the teenager, traveling to a foreign country for “illicit conduct with a minor,” that he had arranged to “meet with a minor to engage in lewd and lascivious behavior,” and that by allegedly coercing the teenager in the way he did, Singer committed an act of “gender violence” against him.
Bryan Singer, of course, denies this. Gary Goddard, of course, denies this. Jeff Herman, of course, will officially “announce” the lawsuit in a press conference at the Beverly Hilton this afternoon.
The only thing I have to add to this is how in the fuck did Bryan Singer get a quaalude in 2006? Did he hop on the back of the time-traveling mutant Bishop and go back to the 90s to buy the last quaaludes from that Wolf of Wall Street guy? Mostly likely.