This Is Khloe Kardashian’s Waist, So Says Khloe Kardashian

May 4, 2014 / Posted by:

Because Kim Kartrashian’s latest fake marriage has been getting all of the attention, the Fiona to French Montana’s Shrek was starting to feel unloved so she tried to get some attention for herself by Instagramming this bathroom selfie of what she says is her waist. That doorknob isn’t wavy, so Pimp Mama Kris must’ve gotten her whores some Photoshop classes. No, since you can’t see a face here, I’m just going to go ahead and assume that this is Bruce Jenner in a wig, butt padding and Wite-Out nails. But Khloezilla says this is her waist and it got that way from wearing waist training corsets. Bitch’s internal organs are more packed in than Kim’s internal organs were that time she let the Giants run a train on her, but at least she’s skinny! Khloe shat up this bullshit:

I love my waist trainer from @premadonna87!!!! Miss @blacchyna has me obsessed!!! Who doesn’t love to feel tight and right?!? #whatsawaist #waistgang #Fitness #GetItRight

Yes, because wearing “waist training corsets” is really #fitness.

I don’t have many rules, but one rule I do have is to never trust anything a Kartrashian says. So I have to assume that Khloe’s waist didn’t get like that from wearing those ridiculous waist training corsets. This is either Photoshop or somewhere out there is a highly skilled veterinary plastic surgeon who can perfectly sculpt and lipo a sasquatch’s waist.

Here’s Khloe real waist filming Throwing Up on the Kardashians with Bruce Jenner the other day.

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