Brit Brit To Be Sued For Smacking A Dancer

When I first read the headline “Britney Spears Dancer — You Broke My Nose And DIDN’T CARE” at TMZ, I thought Brit Brit Spears had somehow gone off her meds without Daddy Spears knowing, brought out the pink wig, whistled for London and Assistant Carla and was back out there terrorizing gas stations and smacking hos like it was  2007 again. But no, the pink wig is not back. Smackney just “accidentally” hit a dancer. And it’s the biggest hit to come out of I Am Britney Jean.

Dawn Noel was hired as a dancer on Brit Brit’s “Work Bitch” video last August. Dawn and the other dancers spent the entire day rehearsing at a studio in Woodland Hills, CA  and when Brit Brit showed up she was in a “disheveled and confused state” (read: Brit Brit’s signature look). Dawn says that Brit Brit had “difficulty executing even basic moves” and when they were dancing next to each other, Brit Brit twirled, lost her balance and smacked Dawn right in the face. Dawn claims that Brit Brit slapped her so hard that everyone in the room heard a cracking noise. Dawn was apparently crying in pain and Brit Brit just said “I’m sorry” before going on with rehearsal.

Dawn left rehearsal and went to the doctor who told her that she had a nasal bone fracture and needed surgery. Dawn is filing a lawsuit against Brit Brit tomorrow, because Brit Brit’s team promised to pay her medical bills but never did.

Something in the Velveeta grits ain’t clean about this lawsuit. I see Dawn Noel trying to shake down Our Lady of Cheetos for money! First of all, Brit Brit hasn’t twirled since the Toxic days and the most she does in that “Work Bitch” video is squat like she’s dropping a quick fart. Second of all, Brit Brit doesn’t talk to other people. She only talks to her food and the cartoons on TV. Lawsuit dismissed!