Calling all skinny, blonde tricks in Memphis! Calling all skinny, blonde tricks in Memphis! Make sure your phones are fully charged and make sure you have enough room on that shit to hold a video of Prince Hot Ginge’s ginger crotch scepter waving back and forth while he dances naked after losing a game of strip billiards to you. PHG is in Memphis, which means there’s a very good chance he’ll get boozed up and take off all of his panties during a drunken game of strip billiards with a bunch of skinny ass blondes. I hope the skinny ass blondes in Memphis don’t disappoint us the way the skinny ass blondes in Las Vegas did. The skinny ass blondes in Las Vegas disappointed an entire WORLD when they failed to get a clear Hi-Res picture of the royal ginger peen. Don’t be them, skinny ass blondes of Memphis.
PHG and Prince William went down south this weekend for their fancy friend Guy Pelly’s fancy wedding to Holiday Inn heiress Lizzy Wilson. Last night while dressed in their best Tennessee drag (PHG in gingham and jeans and Prince Billy in plaid and jeans), they left a BBQ restaurant in Memphis. So if I’m outside tonight (which I won’t be since I NEVER go outside) and a gust of wind traveling from the Southeast hits my nose and it smells like brisket and burnt saffron, I will inhale all of it, because it’s obviously one of PHG’s BBQ farts.
And before PHG and Prince William took their asses to Memphis yesterday, they partied in Miami. UsWeekly posted a picture of a topless PHG lounging by the pool with his legs spread open and a look on his face that says, “Come on and sit on this and call me King.” That picture and I are going to spend a beautiful weekend together.