Night Crumbs

April 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow will not grace the Met Gala with her presence this year, which means it will be 5% less insufferable and 5% more tolerable. Scratch that, it still won’t be tolerable at all – Lainey Gossip

Whatever it is Hilary Duff is screwing with (examples: Scientology, the Illuminati, etc…) she needs to stop, because it’s making her look like a highly passable Kim Kartrashian impersonator – Celebitchy

In “bitch still has it and how” news, Loni Anderson is still a hot piece and my eyes are ignoring a certain white windowless van in plaid – Drunken Stepfather

Is Taylor Swift stalking Harry Styles again, because I’m pretty sure he’s worn that same exact outfit from hat to toe – The Superficial

Skeletor’s face twin doesn’t want to pay Jason Hoppy $10 million to go away – Reality Tea

The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice’s estranged husband cries out more tears of woe while sitting in the back room of a Bombay Company – Towleroad

Kate Upton’s tits back (and no, I wasn’t really aware that they went anywhere) – Hollywood Tuna

The Godzilla trailer would be much more relevant to my interests if it was nothing but shot after shot of Aaron Taylor-Johnson wrestling that monster while topless – IDLYITW

There’s a special place in Hell’s special place for dumb fucks who hate on the beautiful angelic rose that is Conchita WurstBuzzfeed

The Mighty O may buy the Clippers, which makes sense since one day soon The Mighty O will own all of us – Jezebel

Being Justin Bieber’s au pair for so long really ruined Selena Gomez’s brains, because she forgot to put on pants before leaving the house – Popoholic

Kate Upton’s Tits™ on British VogueICYDK

Some Hump Day panty creamers – The Berry

“Um, thanks, John Leguizamo, I wanted to forget that shit”Bob Hoskins’ ghost – Pajiba

Almost Human is dead – SOW

Jeremy Renner’s Well isn’t that special” face is making my nipples feel weird – Just Jared

Burn your Canadian tuxedo now – Popsugar

SOMEBODY TURN ON THE GODDAMN LIGHTS I CAN’T SEE SETH GABEL’S ASS – OMG Blog

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