The bartenders at Bootsy Bellows better set aside a couple cases of celebratory booze tonight for David Arquette (“So, just like every other night?” – the bartenders at Bootsy Bellows), because UsWeekly says that a rep for David Arquette (Coco Arquette working hard for that allowance money) has confirmed that David’s girlfriend and aspiring Leighton Meester stand-in Christina McLarty gave birth to their son on Monday night. The source says that baby is healthy and they’ve named him Charlie West Arquette.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aside from the various forms of Jaden/Kaiden/Aiden, Charlie seems to be a pretty popular name, right? It’s not bad, I just assumed that the brain responsible for convincing David to get a giant Wonder Woman tattoo might also be fried enough to convince him to name his baby son something hilariously regrettable, like Puppetmaster or Fireball or [siren sound].
But Charlie is good, and it’s even better when you put it together with the name of his big sister and get Coco and Charlie. Coco and Charlie sounds like a Disney Channel show about a quirky sister and brother duo who run a pet sitting business out of an abandoned Airstream with help from the ghost of their wise-cracking Grandpa. I can just picture them now, standing back-to-back with their arms crossed, rolling their eyes at the ghost hovering above them, like ”That’s our Grandpa!’